关于算命的恐怖剧本

谁有小品《算命》的剧本急求！！！！收到直接给分。

　　英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威) 　　T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear 　　Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) 　　Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! 　　Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. 　　Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you 　　Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you. 　　Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. 　　Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here. 　　Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. 　　Tiger: Ok. Let’s go. 　　Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out. 　　Bird: I’m a bird. 　　Rabbit: Hi! 　　Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit Can I help you 　　Rabbit: Yes, please. 　　Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here What can I do for you 　　R&B: Yes, come on! 　　Frog : Ok! I’m coming! 　　Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here 　　R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us. 　　Bear: Ok! I’m coming. 　　Fox: Hello, Bear! 　　Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) 　　Fox: Hello, Frog! 　　Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) 　　Fox: Hello, Bird! 　　Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) 　　Fox: Hello, Rabbit! 　　Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) 　　Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away! 　　Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. 　　Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me.！

求赵本山小品《算命》剧本全本，就是四个人演的那个，里面有个演算命的托的那个，还有一男一女是相亲的 50分

　　上5921淘宝看看有没有,、

求赵本山小品《算命》剧本全本，就是四个人演的那个，里面有个演算命的讬的那个，还有一男一女是相亲的 50分

上淘宝^看看看有没有。，

天蝎男太恐怖了！！！

　　天天蝎的爱是完全冰封起来的。只有真诚的人才能感化他们！而之前这段时间正是天蝎考验人的时期！会比较折磨对方！那是因为没有安全感！如果对方能忍受天蝎的任何何考验!那最后将得0622到天蝎所有的爱、！

射手座最恐怖的时候，射手的怒火不是普通人能承受的

　　　TA们不太记仇、不太会发火、若你真的惹到他们！你完了，、。他们会在和你吵架的时候，翻出旧账。一件一件9422跟你慢慢算。这些仇就算死他们也会记得！

民俗，告诉你们几个恐怖的小知识和禁忌

　　没有什么特别的！只要你用心！一一定可以知道的,。

面相恐怖，吓人的动物

　　饕餮，

十二生肖里面最恐怖的动物是什么

　　龙1371蛇老虎都买了,、

白羊男的都那么极端.暴躁.恐怖的吗

　　很极端很暴躁只能说明他心性还未成熟并不是所有白羊男都是这样的想当初我也是这样的但经历的挫折多了便能控制自己的情绪了、

太恐怖，两人八字不合会怎样

　　轻者吵闹，重者夫妻一方会因对方或病或死...所以有句话叫做：家有贤配，自己不遭横祸. 者都是古人千年的生活总结.. 现在很多高文化人研究八字的。本人也是、不过其余6589很多人依然认为这是迷信,所以看你^自自己信多少了...不和愚者辨..关于算命的恐怖剧本。